Rap Battle Topic!

heres how it works. someone says a rap. someone else counters that rap. then it goes on and on. doesnt have to be just two people going against each other

if you insist, I'll be the one to start this rap, ain't no one else who gonna do that, I'll crack on you bitch, ain't no doubt about it, now lets get this rap out there you piece of shit!

for starters, you are a freaking wierd dumbass, you can't even rap right, and you have no good class, you might be called blazex, I call you an epic fail, Now be a good jew and play with your draidle!

Stop and drop those weak rhymes and lines you're writin in your head as time ticks by. Your verses are weak and your words lack meaning. Try picking up and book and maybe just reading to open up your mind to a whole new world. It me be filled with gold and friends, new and old, but you'll never know because you dropped out of highschool. Yeah that was pretty cool, but where has your life gone and who do you see when you look in the mirror, maybe me? Is that who you want to be? Find your own style and leave mine alone. This battle is over, little boy, just go home.

LISTEN HERE NOTORIOUS,
IM ABOUT TO BE VICTORIOUS,
THIS BATTLE WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED,
THIS RIGHT HERE AINT 4 THE FAINT-HEARTED,
U COME AT ME AND THATS ALL U GOT,
...OHH YEAH I FORGOT,
UR A BITCH,
WITH UR LAME ASS SHIT,
COME ONE MAN,
U AINT EVEN SET A BATTLE PLAN,
BUT I DISTROY YOU WITH THIS,
CAUSE IM THE SHIT WITH THIS,
I BE SPITTIN FIRE ON THE MIC THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE DRAGON,
U TRY TO B HARD BUT UR LYRICS ARE SAGGIN,
DOWN TO THE FLOOR,
MAN IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCORE.

Lol im used to wining rap at academy Lol last time was like 3 month ftw

yo you can call me shade i Always get Laid i hate goin to school its just for fools i dont Follow Any Rules Except my own if u Try To Rumble with me im gonna Kick ur ass To the Bones Ya All Know That im cool And ur All A Bunch Of Fools Dont ever Snitch on me Bitch I Like To sing I have Bling Blings And Some Rings Lolz this sounds Awkward

School's for fools? Fool school is cool. Not following rules fool? Let me introduce you to my tool. I drop the hammer more than mjolnir gets dropped by Thor. Impervious to damage, skills straight to the core. Success! I just left you looking a mess. Mess with me and I will surely put you to rest. You're rapping with the baddest, and you look the saddest. You might want to change your career because you just got served. By an asian Chick


** Side note: lets try to keep this a little more kid friendly, I feel like the fact that some of us don't curse is disadvantageous.

e.e Lolz dats cuz asians love school -_- Lolz im just mad cuz i left my phone at my locker and it wont open Lolz I doubt it would get Stolen lolz bye bye black berry im returnin to Nokia if i dont find u -_-

here we go lets do it!
i dont why you try to but you cant beat me
i dont get why you cant see
time to rap
take a lap
or youll never win
ill stuff you in my bin
i say
"what a great day"
as i win AGAIN
but this aint the end
hey! hey!
everybody cheering now
takin my final bow
but you cant beat me cant ya see
that ive already got ya beat?

Look in front and tell you what I see?
I see lower-case, low-worth rap on my screen
Turn around and boom? What? Are you banging a big drum?
Make sure you bang it nice and hard, just like I banged you mum
When on court you're like ray charles, reaching out in frantic hope
That might be the excuse you use every time you make a grope
Yeah right, you're trying to catch the ball...you're trying to grab blokes
Cos its all about my man p-jangles
The one who prances like bojangles
The one with a beer gut and love-handles
The one who wears fake eyelashes, lipstick and bangles
The one who likes to please himself with foot-long candles
The one who'll try to sneak it in your back door from all angles

Side note: If people are scared to curse here (not trying to be mean) they can start a kid friendly rap battle topic.

just a little more
you need to hear me roar
i tell ya, i tell ya
im not a pushovah
im champ at DLA
aint saying just to say
too many battles down my brain
got the raps that can blow you away!
not givin in, dont think i will
im gonna win, stay cool until
until its over for good
stay out of my hood
i can teach you a lesson bout ryhmes
itll all come in due time
i can rap better
i can make you redder
i can take it to the next level
i can take out a rap rebel
shut up and *censored*ing stay out of my way
before the time comes when its the final day
i aint just being a show off now
when you go home youll be saying "OW!"

you think you can roar, more like betty white masterbauting, you aint hardcore, just a poser whos constipated. Chibi pshh, get a real name, I am an apparition that appears in your nightmares,A beast of demolition creeping at you while you're unaware, Tidal wave retaliating for your every splish splash generated, your raps are more like shit then rhymes, with every move you make is just another dissapointment, back up and shut the fuck up,

Yo chibi, quit acting like Missy. Quit your squeeling or we keep calling you piggy. Straight to the slaughter, like your parents and daughter. The butcher's waiting with his saw and knives, but unlike a cat you don't have nine lives. Ham, bacon, sausage and porkchop, you'll end up in the counter with a big bellyflop. In the future, without a doubt, Chibi just hold your snout!

NEXT LEVEL(2 raps in 1)
rap 1(at blazex12)
well, well, well, looks like someone dont know okamiden
thats too bad at least for them
im a better rapper than you
just face it and give up before youre due
im no normal guy
and i watch you sigh
but lemme tell ya, i aint a lier
so lets be honest, that you are higher
and yeah, you know how i mean it *crowd laughs*.
rap 2(at wuzzle)
well, ya think your so tough
but its no joke i dont bluff
i see you fail
i ride the rail
i drive the nail
right into the next
as i show how i became the best
you can guess the rest
*crowd cheers*

Look fools. This aint cool. Wipe the drool from your stool you sit in and stop your grinning. You've won nothing but you've got my head spinning from this nonsense bull shit that you all think you're spittin. You think your lines hold meaning and truth? You think they're knocking down walls and booths? Well the management is coming in and kicking up and storm. Im opening a new store and selling canned Win. I've got so much that it's all on sale so won't you stop by and buy some and feel proud of yourself for winning with the tools that I gave you first.

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